That's right, you're not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways.

I joke that I've never been burdened by having an actual hit. There's something to that. My records have sold enough to make the record company money to help me keep my job. But I've never had anything so firmly ingrained in the mind of the public that I'm expected to repeat it.

If you forget the words to your own song, you can always claim artistic license. Forget the words to the national anthem and you're screwed.

I'm really in no danger of being perceived as a famous movie actor!

That's right, you're not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways.

I married her just because she looks like you.

Horses teach you patience and how to do things the right way so you can get the right result.