It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then.

I've never been ready to do a single thing I've ever done in my life. I haven't been prepared enough, haven't studied enough, haven't known enough. You can never be ready. There's just so much to know.

You can't second-guess your audience. You can only do what you think is right. If you do that, your audience will appreciate you.

I've always thought that writing isn't really that hard. It's having a good idea that's hard.

That's right, you're not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways.

I married her just because she looks like you.

You have to be really good to get away with smashing a guitar.