It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then.

Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass.

Fortunately, I've never had a job

You can't second-guess your audience. You can only do what you think is right. If you do that, your audience will appreciate you.

Every afternoon, I was in the pasture with cattle or fishing and shooting my BB gun. That kind of freedom allows imagination to develop.

Who keeps on loving you when you've been lying, saying things that ain't what they seem? God does, but I don't. God will, but I won't.

Look around and you will see this world is full of creeps like me.