Barbecue sauce is like a beautiful woman. If it's too sweet, it's bound to be hiding something.

I married her just because she looks like you.

Fortunately, I've never had a job

My music has always been sort of in-between categories. Sometimes record stores - back when there were record stores - they'd put my records in the country music section, but other record stores would put my records in the pop or even the rock section. As long as it's in the store somewhere, I'm OK with it.

Somehow you can tell the difference when a song is written just to get on the radio and when what someone does is their whole life. That comes through in Bob Dylan, Paul Simon, Willie Nelson. There is no separating their life from their music.

It's really a lot easier to write about things that are problematic. Who wants to hear how happy you are?

If it's not too late, make it a cheese-burger