Both my parents worked, so I was home alone a lot, and I would listen to their records. They belonged to the Columbia House record club, so they had records!
Barbecue sauce is like a beautiful woman. If it's too sweet, it's bound to be hiding something.
You have to be really good to get away with smashing a guitar.
I married her just because she looks like you.
Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass.
The loss of Jerry Garcia feels like the end of an era in the same way it felt when Elvis died and John Lennon was killed.