I live in constant fear of being fired or dropped for that dark part of my work I can't control.
Lynda BarryWhen you think about it, giving up your real personality is a small price to pay for the richness of living happily ever after with an actual man!
Lynda BarryWhen an attractive but ALOOF ("cool") man comes along, there are some of us who offer to shine his shoes with our underpants. There are thousands of scientific concepts as to why this is so, and yes, yes, it's very sick but none of this helps.
Lynda Barry