It is true that I am a person with black pockets of evil and hatred in my heart. There are underground places inside of me

For horror movies, color is reassuring because, at least in older films, it adds to the fakey-ness.

If I could only turn the etch-a-sketch of my life upside down.

I used to live a very social life and never spend much solitary time looking at birds or reading.

As I enter the small intestine I get squeezed by muscles. Its dark and the walls look like slimey crushed velvet theres pancreas juice on me help me I am disintigrating.

Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?

When an attractive but ALOOF ("cool") man comes along, there are some of us who offer to shine his shoes with our underpants. There are thousands of scientific concepts as to why this is so, and yes, yes, it's very sick but none of this helps.