If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.

The histories of vampires and people are not so different, really. How many of us can honestly see our own reflection?

In health we're doing the digestive system. We each got assigned a topic for an oral report. I got the small intestine. I swear to god I hate my life.

Playing and fun are not the same thing, though when we grow up we may forget that and find ourselves mixing up playing with happiness. There can be a kind of amnesia about the seriousness of playing, especially when we played by ourselves.

When you think about it, giving up your real personality is a small price to pay for the richness of living happily ever after with an actual man!

I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.

You'll never call him Fifi again.