If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.

There was a beautiful time in the beginning when I just did it and didn't analyze the consequences, but I think that time ends in everyone's work.

Always watch the hands. The hands will tell you everything you need to know.

But when the thing that is scaring you is already Jesus, who are you supposed to pray to?

You may be a lady but you are still the man!

The only reason we find structure in stories is because it's there naturally in human interaction, and in the way that people tell stories.

When you think about it, giving up your real personality is a small price to pay for the richness of living happily ever after with an actual man!