If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.

Going on Letterman is like going off the high dive. It's exhilarating, but after a while it wasn't the kind of thrill I enjoyed.

You may be a lady but you are still the man!

I run a tight ship, but I try and make it seem like I'm not doing that at all.

I wasn't afraid to be laughed at or be loud.

I remember my comic strips being called "new wave." It bugged me.

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.