If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.

The histories of vampires and people are not so different, really. How many of us can honestly see our own reflection?

If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.

For horror movies, color is reassuring because, at least in older films, it adds to the fakey-ness.

But when the thing that is scaring you is already Jesus, who are you supposed to pray to?

I live in constant fear of being fired or dropped for that dark part of my work I can't control.

In health we're doing the digestive system. We each got assigned a topic for an oral report. I got the small intestine. I swear to god I hate my life.