I run a tight ship, but I try and make it seem like I'm not doing that at all.

I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth.

Flies die in so many lonely places. -Roberta Rohbeson

I remember my comic strips being called "new wave." It bugged me.

Cartoonist was the weirdest name I finally let myself have. I would never say it. When I heard it I silently thought, what an awful word.

But when the thing that is scaring you is already Jesus, who are you supposed to pray to?

You'll never call him Fifi again.