If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately.

Flies die in so many lonely places. -Roberta Rohbeson

I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth.

I run a tight ship, but I try and make it seem like I'm not doing that at all.

Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time.

The thing that really struck me when I went to junior high was class. I grew up on a pretty poor street, but the school district I was in included some fine neighborhoods - so I got to know a couple of the kids from those places and went to their houses and experienced such culture shock.

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.