Come now. let us reason together.

The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight.

All of us realize that war requires action. What is sometimes harder for us to realize is that peace and neutrality also require action.

If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.

The men who have guided the destiny of the United States have found the strength for their tasks by going to their knees. This private unity of public men and their God is an enduring source of reassurance for the people of America.

The fact that a man is a newspaper reporter is evidence of some flaw of character.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't walk and chew gum at the same time.... He's a nice fellow, but he spent too much time playing football without a helmet.