If one little old general in shirt sleeves can take Saigon, think about 200 million Chinese comin' down those trails. No sir, I don't want to fight them.

When things haven't gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff man and chew him out. You will sleep better and they will appreciate the attention.

I'm gonna hunker down like a jack rabbit in a dust storm

I want to make a policy statement. I am unabashedly in favor of women.

There is but one way for a president to deal with Congress, and that is continuously, incessantly, and without interruption. If it is really going to work, the relationship has got to be almost incestuous.

You know there is no one in the world I would rather sleep with than Yuki.

Our understanding of how to live with one another is still far behind our knowledge of how to destroy one another.