One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President.
Lyndon B. JohnsonJerry Ford is so dumb he can't walk and chew gum at the same time.... He's a nice fellow, but he spent too much time playing football without a helmet.
Lyndon B. JohnsonThe Organization of American States couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
Lyndon B. Johnson