I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

I am making a collection of the things my opponents have found me to be and, when this election is over, I am going to open a museum and put them on display.

I want to make a policy statement. I am unabashedly in favor of women.

All the historians are Harvard people. It just isn't fair. Poor old Hoover from West Branch, Iowa, had no chance with that crowd;nor did Andrew Jackson from Tennessee. Nor does Lyndon Johnson from Stonewall, Texas. It just isn't fair.

But, most of all, the Great Society is not a safe harbor, a resting place, a final objective, a finished work. It is a challenge constantly renewed, beckoning us toward a destiny where the meaning of our lives matches the marvelous products of our labor.

I'm gonna hunker down like a jack rabbit in a dust storm

Of course, I may go into a strange bedroom every now and then that I don't want you to write about, but otherwise you can write everything.