My favorite thing in the world is a quiz show, 'University Challenge,' so you can see what kind of sad person I am.

The way people behave towards each other is a measure of their value as human beings.

If you still persist in writing, "Good food at it's best", you deserve to be struck by lightning, hacked up on the spot and buried in an unmarked grave.

Sticklers never read a book without a pencil at hand, to correct the typographical errors. In short, we are unattractive know-all obsessives who get things out of proportion and are in continual peril of being disowned by our exasperated families.

What one discovers in life, I find, is that one's personality defects don't come and go.

What I have always liked about Brighton is its impersonality. Since the 18th century, people have come, used the place and gone home again.

If we looked inside ourselves and remembered how insignificant we are, just for a couple of minutes a day, respect for other people would be an automatic result.