Happily ever after doesn't come easy. But for love, it's always worth the fight.
I'll be peeing like a champion in no time
Hearts don't often break even. One person is usually more hurt while the other is more relieved.
Blaze your own trail in life. Make your own choices and make your own mistakes. It's the only way you'll find your own happiness, not someone else's.
I have no clue. I have ovaries; therefore, I repel all things mechanical.
I resist the urge to pump my fist. I'm not sure why, but I feel like I've just won some sort of competition worthy of headlines.