I resist the urge to pump my fist. I'm not sure why, but I feel like I've just won some sort of competition worthy of headlines.
Not all guys that look a certain way or dress a certain way or act a certain way are the same.
Think with the big head, man! Think with the big head!
Happily ever after doesn't come easy. But for love, it's always worth the fight.
Somehow, while I wasn't looking, I fell. And I fell hard.
I have no clue. I have ovaries; therefore, I repel all things mechanical.