Not all guys that look a certain way or dress a certain way or act a certain way are the same.
Hearts don't often break even. One person is usually more hurt while the other is more relieved.
Think with the big head, man! Think with the big head!
Happily ever after doesn't come easy. But for love, it's always worth the fight.
Somehow, while I wasn't looking, I fell. And I fell hard.
I'll be peeing like a champion in no time