You never get every job you want.
Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?
I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations.
Life can only be understood backwards.
Guns are evil! And very little good comes from the availability of a bullet designed to kill human beings!
I still have not given up the idea of becoming a journalist, but at 17 I decided to follow my heart and stay in Los Angeles with my girlfriend as opposed to going to Johns Hopkins.