Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing.
Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.
The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism.
I don't get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year, update a few stats, call it a new game and millions of suckers keep buying them. What's the point? Why not just go outside and play real football instead? Or even better yet, get bent. Nobody likes football.
If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.
If Manliness had a soundtrack, the score would be metal.