I don't like to be my own audience, I find that being my own audience, being in the audience, makes me self-conscious, basically. So I tune in sometimes, with the sound off, to check it out and I back up to it. In the future I will look at it when some time has passed.

In Hollywood I thought I was large and klutzy, like the characters I played.

Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage!

Comedy is created when someone is trying very earnestly to do what he feels is the right thing to do at that moment.

Fun is carefree. I am not carefree.

Ah, but the servant waits, while the master baits.

I don't like to be my own audience, I find that being my own audience, being in the audience, makes me self-conscious, basically. So I tune in sometimes, with the sound off, to check it out and I back up to it. In the future I will look at it when some time has passed.