My mother was a Bohemian - in the good sense of the word. A searcher. And she investigated various religions.

I can't even really tell a joke. I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I love my work but it ain't easy.

Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage!

Comedy is created when someone is trying very earnestly to do what he feels is the right thing to do at that moment.

I don't like to be my own audience, I find that being my own audience, being in the audience, makes me self-conscious, basically. So I tune in sometimes, with the sound off, to check it out and I back up to it. In the future I will look at it when some time has passed.

Ah, but the servant waits, while the master baits.

My mother was a Bohemian - in the good sense of the word. A searcher. And she investigated various religions.