Fun is carefree. I am not carefree.

Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage!

I can't even really tell a joke. I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I love my work but it ain't easy.

In Hollywood I thought I was large and klutzy, like the characters I played.

Ah, but the servant waits, while the master baits.

Comedy is created when someone is trying very earnestly to do what he feels is the right thing to do at that moment.

Comedy is an ability to observe and see what's funny in a situation and be able to forget yourself enough to do it.