Hey you! Don't be silly! Put a rubber on your willie!

I've read a couple of reviews that say I'm getting harder in my old age but I don't think that's true at all. I think that you can't help but become a little cynical about life and love but I'm still a romantic, I'm still an idealist.

When you are raised to believe that anything having to do with sex is forbidden and taboo, then of course that's all you want to know about. That becomes your complete and utter fascination. That is the surest way to interest a child.

When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.

Raising kids makes most people, including me, grow up at least a little.

Power is being told you're not loved and not being destroyed by it.

The definition of S & M is letting someone hurt you that you know would never hurt you.