My daughter has a problem picking things up in her room. So if you leave your clothes on the floor, so if you leave your clothes on the floor, they're gone when you come home.

I would like to see the Pope wearing my T-shirt.

I'll stop doing everything that I do when I don't want to do it anymore.

Beauty is where you find it.

I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.

My nature is to provoke, that's true. I can't help myself. But it's always with good intentions.

In our house we don't use words like "despise" and 'hate,' we say "strongly dislike."