Everything looks true written down. What you read in National Enquirer and News Of The World looks true written down.

The next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror baby

If you don't vote, you're going to get a spanking.

You realise that having a number one record and being loved and adored isn't the most important thing in the world. But at the same time, I don't have a problem with it.

i won't be happy until i'm famous like God

I'm so used to people slagging me off. Since the beginning of my career I've been told I have no talent, I can't sing and I'm a one-hit wonder.

You'll always be two steps behind me.