I wake up every morning and it's like when you break up with somebody who has really broken your heart.

I'm liking the idea more and more of just standing up with a microphone and talking.

I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.

I'm not a feminist, I'm a humanist.

My new Boyfriend! Mr. Marmoset Hard and Silent! #peopledontknowthings

Everything looks true written down. What you read in National Enquirer and News Of The World looks true written down.

I've slept with Prince.