Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

If you have to ask for something more than once or twice, it wasn't yours in the first place. And that's hard to accept when you love someone.

I came to the realization that a strong female is frightening to everybody, because all societies are male-dominated, black societies, poor people, rich people, any racial group, they're all dominated by men. A strong female is going to threaten everybody across the board...

We learn our lessons; we get hurt; we want revenge. Then we realize that actually, happiness and forgiving people is the best revenge.

I'll flirt with anyone from garbagemen to grandmothers.

Romance should be spontaneous, but in my career I'm totally in control.

I don't trust any man who hasn't kissed another man.