Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

I don't like rooms you never use or that are wasted space but I also like a sparseness and a cleanness.

I laugh at myself. I don't take myself completely seriously. I think that's another quality that people have to hold on to... you have to laugh, especially at yourself.

Happiness lies in your own hand

Economic markets are collapsing. People all over the world are suffering and people afraid. What happens when peep are afraid? They become intolerant.

Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book.

I worked for everything that I got and I worked long and hard before I got to this point so when I got it I thought I deserve it.