Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

I don't doubt love for a second. I'm living for love. Listen to my songs!

All the criticism is ultimately a blessing in disguise. Because now people know about Malawi [due to the child adoption]. And now people know about the orphans there. And hopefully it's gonna turn around. And a positive is gonna come out of the negative.

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away.

I've never really lived a conventional life, so I think it's quite foolish for me or anyone else to start thinking that I am going to start making conventional choices.

[George Michael] is a great songwriter and he makes very classy videos, like me.

Everything looks true written down. What you read in National Enquirer and News Of The World looks true written down.