If you don't vote, you're going to get a spanking.

I have the most perfect belly button. When I stick my fingers in it, I feel a nerve in the center of my body shoot up my spine.

I don't want no lies, I don't watch TV. I don't waste my time, won't read a magazine.

I've never really lived a conventional life, so I think it's quite foolish for me or anyone else to start thinking that I am going to start making conventional choices.

T.G.T.B.T: too good to be true.

You have to reinvent to stay fresh, to stay in the game

The one thing I don't understand is when people make comments who are clearly not fans of mine. I think, why are you here? Why are you wasting your time? It's fascinating.