In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.
Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you
[On the metaphysical:] ... I knew in some marvelous way I had touched the hem of the unknown. And being me, I wanted to lift that hemline a little bit more.
I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.
A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book.
I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.