In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.

I'd like to see Paris before I die.

A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.