In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

The score never interested me, only the game.

If you put your foot in it, be sure it's your best foot.

I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.