Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.

I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress?

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.

Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.

[On the metaphysical:] ... I knew in some marvelous way I had touched the hem of the unknown. And being me, I wanted to lift that hemline a little bit more.