Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.

When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

No gold-digging for me; I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? (She made this remark in February 1936, at the railway station in Los Angeles upon her return from Chicago, when a Los Angeles police officer was assigned to escort her home)

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.