Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

You may think you're in love when the passions of sex get hold of you, but if you didn't love the man before, you won't love him after. Like him, maybe, but not love him.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.