Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

men are not realists - only women are.

Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love--that's not so bad either.

Just a little sheep dip. Panacea for all stomach ailments.