Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

Live close, visit often.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.