Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Men would wither and custom stale them, but diamonds! Ah, they were crystallized immortality!

When you think about it, what other playwrights are there besides O'Neill, Tennessee and me?

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.