Too many girls follow the line of least resistance, but a good line is hard to resist.
Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.
I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.
One more drink and I'll be under the host.
A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.
A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.