If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

Sometimes it seems to me I've known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

Ya know it was a toss-up whether I go in for diamonds or sing in the choir. The choir lost.

Love is what you make it and who you make it with.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.