It's not what you say, but how you say it!
I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
Ice is nice at any price.
I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness... My work has always been my greatest happiness