Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.
I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.
Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
all pleasures should be taken in great leisure and are worth going into in detail; love is not like eating a quick lunch with one's hat on.