I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.

Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

Good theater is not what is expected, but what surprises.

Hollywood was like a mouse being followed by a cat called television.