Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self.
LazyTown is about balance. I'm not there yet.
To what do I owe the pleasure?
I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual.
I never date anyone my cat doesn't like.
I've known parabatai so close they were almost the same person; do you know what happens, when one of them dies, to the one that's left-