I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual.

I never date anyone my cat doesn't like.

You can’t have wasted a life you’ve barely lived.

At the weekends I usually have around 50 kids running around in my back garden. They are all friends of my kids. I know all their names. We have barbecues, put up tents, and play soccer. I love it.

Like a lovely vase that someone has smashed. Only luck and skill can put it back together the way it was before.

I've made a profit from everything I have done in life.

To what do I owe the pleasure?