I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual.

It's a fact that kids watch TV. But if you think back, when you watched cowboy movies, you would go out and play cowboys. TV and movies motivate people.

Anywhere you want. Thailand, South Carolina, Brezil, Peru-- Oh, wait, no, I'm banned from Peru. I'd forgotten about that. It's a long story, but amusing if you want to hear it.

There's a lot of things I want to do. I want to learn Italian. I want to learn to play tennis better. I want to motivate the world, basically.

I've known parabatai so close they were almost the same person; do you know what happens, when one of them dies, to the one that's left-

That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort.

You can’t have wasted a life you’ve barely lived.