I absolutely love the public transportation system in New York. No matter what, no matter how people complain, it is the best in the world.

Never make any reference to the other person's family. "You're just like your - " because that is out, completely.

Organized religions have all the facets of organized crime, except the compassion of organized crime.

When I'm writing, I thoroughly enjoy it. It just goes on.

There's no recovery from alcoholism, it is an incurable disease. And it also is a disease that tells you, you don't have a disease.

They don't allow a dying on the highway. No Passing. They give you a ticket if you die on the highway.

Corporations can deduct their planes, all their office expenses, their machinery, their computers and Teleprompters and whatever else they have. They can deduct their yachts, they can deduct their limousines, their planes, everything.