I absolutely love the public transportation system in New York. No matter what, no matter how people complain, it is the best in the world.

My purpose in life always has been to avoid work. And I hear these people saying, "I work hard and I pay my taxes." Well, you're an asshole.

When I'm writing, I thoroughly enjoy it. It just goes on.

Whenever I'm broadcasting, I like it. When I'm broadcasting I can't wait to hear what I say.

I failed everything in school. I left when I was 13 because I had no comprehension of what the hell they were talking about up there at the blackboard. I must have that ADD thing. But, listening to people I thought, that's wonderful to be able to tell a story.

To be Irish today is the abandonment of shame and the younger people are moving it out and they're moving the fear away. They're not afraid, they're adventurous.

I've avoided work all my life, you see. So, I'm like a bee. I go from flower to flower.