Whenever I'm broadcasting, I like it. When I'm broadcasting I can't wait to hear what I say.

I absolutely love the public transportation system in New York. No matter what, no matter how people complain, it is the best in the world.

If you look up the word "gab" in the dictionary, it's insignificant of importance, of no substance. That's what gab is.

I failed everything in school. I left when I was 13 because I had no comprehension of what the hell they were talking about up there at the blackboard. I must have that ADD thing. But, listening to people I thought, that's wonderful to be able to tell a story.

The alcoholism got me and I ruined my first marriage with drinking and the lying and the deceit and infidelity, and all of that. The whole bloody thing.

Corporations can deduct their planes, all their office expenses, their machinery, their computers and Teleprompters and whatever else they have. They can deduct their yachts, they can deduct their limousines, their planes, everything.

There's no recovery from alcoholism, it is an incurable disease. And it also is a disease that tells you, you don't have a disease.