The Supreme Court gives corporations the same rights as a human being. It's absurd. You can't do that.

My purpose in life always has been to avoid work. And I hear these people saying, "I work hard and I pay my taxes." Well, you're an asshole.

When I'm writing, I thoroughly enjoy it. It just goes on.

They don't allow a dying on the highway. No Passing. They give you a ticket if you die on the highway.

I've seen so many horrible and awful results and consequences of people practicing alcoholism. It's murder, I've seen that. I've seen a lot of suicides, a lot of strange sins.

Here am I, a human being and that has a body that is getting old. And I only have one, I can't trade it in.

Conservatism is not a political ideology, it is a severe form of brain damage for which there's hardly any cure.