The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs.
The ring always believes that the finger lives for it.
A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
In mixed company women practise a kind of visual shorthand that they later decode in detail in other women's company.
Women eat while they are talking; men talk while they are eating.
The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think.