We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes.
Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.
Women eat while they are talking; men talk while they are eating.
The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or day.
Women make us poets, children make us philosophers.
The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think.