If you're looking for perfection, look in the mirror. If you find it there, expect it elsewhere.

Age isn't important until you run out of it.

None of my other investments give me the joy that autographs do because they make me feel that I am holding a piece of history in my hands.

A gun in the hand is worth any number being tested.

Experts kill me. Economic experts, that is. Corporations, foundations, publications and governments pay them by the bucketful, and they fill buckets with forecasts that change more frequently than white-collar, workers do shirts. What Lies Ahead is the usual title. What Lies would often be more appropriate. If women's hemlines changed as rapidly as an economist's forecasts, the fashion people and the textile industry would be more profitable than any other. In fact, if all the country's economists were laid end to end, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.

Anticipating is more fun than recollecting.

Being right half the time beats being half-right all the time.