What about the poor salesman who is calling into the office from the corner saloon instead of the home sickbed he claims he is in?

The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.

When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always get worse. And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad they have to get better.

The ultimate high: A man's abilities equaling his opinion of'em.

It's never a good deal when only one party thinks it is.

Are you not justified in feeling inferior, when you seek to cover it up with arrogance and insolence?

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time.