What about the poor salesman who is calling into the office from the corner saloon instead of the home sickbed he claims he is in?

How in heck are they handling their surplus population in Hell these days? Maybe by the time you and I are in the queue there won't be room for us.

Being right half the time beats being half-right all the time.

How to get taken: Spend most of your time making sure you're not.

Compliment others on the virtues they have; and they're not half as pleased as being complimented for the ones they don't have.

People who can’t see without glasses should wear them.

It is a damned sight easier to start wars than to end them. This truth has been stated for as long and as often as it has been ignored. High time and thank God, we are at least moving toward de-escalation in Vietnam. The road to extrication will be long, painful, bitter. But it must be trod. We are so bogged down in Vietnam that we cannot respond effectively anywhere else in the world to a military power play except through atomic bombardment.