I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.

I make more money selling advice than following it

Nothing is sometimes the right thing to say.

If you don't know, it's not always necessary to admit it.

The more sympathy you give, the less you need.

A Tax Loophole: A deduction that the other guy gets.

You're fortunate when you can afford to be virtuous.