It doesn't take much of a rule to measure a mean man.

How in heck are they handling their surplus population in Hell these days? Maybe by the time you and I are in the queue there won't be room for us.

Let your children go if you want to keep them.

The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm.

Hopeless cases: Executives who assert themselves by saying No when they should say Yes.

Those who enjoy responsibility usually get it; those who merely like exercising authority usually lose it.

The only unforgivable sin: Being unforgiving.