When you don't understand, it's sometimes easier to look like you do.

One cannot walk into an April day in a negative way. With spring, each man's plans and hopes result in new efforts, fresh actions. All of which has a mighty important bearing on the economy. There are those of us who think that the psychology of man, each and together, has more impact on markets, business, services and building and all the fabric of an economy than all the more measurable statistical indices.

No one ever dies wishing they'd spent more time at the office.

How in heck are they handling their surplus population in Hell these days? Maybe by the time you and I are in the queue there won't be room for us.

A Tax Loophole: A deduction that the other guy gets.

When the joy of the job's gone, when it's no fun trying anymore, quit before you're fired.

Compliment others on the virtues they have; and they're not half as pleased as being complimented for the ones they don't have.