Personal & Confidential. Letters so marked should be. When the contents are only printed matter, though, the minifrauder succeeds in sowing illwill & ire.

When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't have done.

None of my other investments give me the joy that autographs do because they make me feel that I am holding a piece of history in my hands.

How in heck are they handling their surplus population in Hell these days? Maybe by the time you and I are in the queue there won't be room for us.

The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm.

Occasionally indulging in a do-nothing day is more than worth the price.

Let your children go if you want to keep them.