Drinking more often brings out the best in the good than the worst in the bad.

Things there are no solution to: Inflation, bureaucracy & dandruff.

I think the terror most people are concerned with is the IRS.

If you can read and don't, you're dumb.

People who can’t see without glasses should wear them.

There's one post-Christmas chore I love-writing thank-you letters.... Lots of companies for many reasonable reasons, I guess, have a policy against sending even Christmas cards, never mind things, at Christmastime. But our clan gets a big kick out of opening the Warner-Lambert box containing an assortment of their wares; we argue over which of the boys is to get the Union Oil Co. necktie [and] all the holiday long we play the marvelous Christmas music sent by Goodyear.... None of these things means that Forbes or Forbeses have been had. But all of us like being thought of.

No one ever dies wishing they'd spent more time at the office.