I think Queen Elisabeth II is a charming woman.

It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh.

All new news is old news happening to new people

In the beginning was the Lie and the Lie was made news and dwelt among us, graceless and false.

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age purports to equip us to live and is prescribed as a universal remedy for everything from juvenile delinquency to premature senility.

The truth is that a lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island.

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity.