We are all going to die, sometimes even in the middle of a lease.

There's simply no way you can tell a woman you work with that you disapprove of her relationship with her adult child, no matter how much you think it would be better for him to move out.

There are alternatives to pregnancy if you want another child.

Many fathers go their entire lives without announcing how sexy their son's old girlfriends are.

I love the art history ones because it's so little work for me. There's so many paintings that when I look at them, the look on the lady's face is like so clear and her body language and her posture or their physical situation is so immediately recognizable. Anyone who's been in a conversation they didn't want to have, or been getting harangued by a little kid they didn't want to pay attention to or been tired and wanted to go to bed is just like, "Yes, of course."

If you get a dog, take care of your dog! You can just not have a dog if you don't feel like taking care of one, it's very easy to not have a dog.

You can care very much about someone without being capable of becoming their primary caregiver in the event of their parents' untimely death.